Okay I know I just wrote something, but not 2 minutes after I published the last blog things took a turn for the gross. A nurse knocked on my door with two vial-looking things in her hand. I said, "You don't want more blood do you?"
She was nice and smiled and said, "No, I'm just here with Infection control."
Ahhh, thank goodness, no more blood.
"I just need to get some samples from you to make sure you're not carrying any infections."
Easy enough.
"I'll need a sample from in your nose and one from your rectum. Would you please turn on your side?"
The windows are locked and she's between me and the door. I turned on my side.
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ahhh.. the ole' anal swab.. my friend.. your life will never be the same. q-tips will never look the same.
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