Upcoming Contributions to these Interwebs

I am in the process of writing numerous letters of concern to various companies, organizations, groups, etc. What follows is a short, incomplete list of these letters in no particular order:

• Cheez-it - I bought a box a couple weeks ago and they tasted stale...but not really stale. I guess they kind of tasted like a cheap knock-off...almost like a Cheese Nip, but not really. The cheese was not right, nor was the amount of salt. Something had gone awry. They need to know.


• Volkswagen - While riding shotgun in a friend's car, it repeatedly beeped until I buckled up. "Mind y'own beez wax!" will be included in this letter.


• Wilco - What happened to these guys? At this rate, they will be selling their albums exclusively at Wal-Mart in five years. Jeff, start smoking again. Nels, step in front of a car. Jay, count your blessings and thank Jeff for ridding you of this nightmare.


• Full Tilt Poker - I am on to your games. You pick me up, then you throw me down. Hand after hand, streak after streak, you push and pull me as you please. Not anymore, old friend. The year 2007 will ne'er see PawlSmyth at your tables again. Look for me in the new year, and be on your best behavior. You know that I am not afraid to use that "self-exclusion" option. Do not force my hand.

DogDoggit