3 situations in which you could pose the question, "do you have a mouse in your pocket?"

1. when someone says, "we're going to a coffee shop to watch this local singer-songwriter."

2. when someone says, "we're gonna stay in wal-mart all night long!"

3. when you see someone with a mouse-shaped bulge in their pocket putting small pieces of cheese down there. also, if a mouse tail is hanging out of the pocket.